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Originally Posted by Venom714
I got a few of these, and they're all true.. I can be an asshole at times, especially when I'm hurting or pissed off. Theres more to the story then this, but i dont feel likke going into it lol.
one time i went to the movies with a girl (it was basically a blind date that i set up because i was pissed off at my ex and wanted her to get mad that i was goin with a differnet girl, so basically i was using this girl) and during the movies she was hittin on me and pokin me n shit tryin to get my attention so id do stuff with her, but i wasnt that interested in her ( i didnt find her at all good looking sadly) and her personality was way... well ill just say her personality was whack.
so after hte movie i was all pissed that she was buggin me, and we're walkin back to my truck and this couple was makin out the next car over, and the girl turned to me n was all
"wow.. i wouldn't mind doing THAT right now'
*me pretending to play dumb*
"do what?"
"THAT" *points to the couple and squeezes my hand*
"oh haha that sucks. people in hell want ice water n u dont see me catering to them"
bah. i was mean, but she deserved it. the whole time all she did was complain about her ex boyfriend ne way.
and hm... i have a few other ones but they're vulgur n give too much info and i don't wanna hurt your guy's ears.
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LOL that's awesome, little messed up, but awesome.