Well after Europe I flew to Minnesota for a family reunion for 5 days. My family is full of very unorthodox thinkers which is the only way we were able to come up with the FAC5000.
Essentially it is a potato cannon combined with a fishing pole.
If you don't know what a potato cannon is, it's a long 2" diameter piece of PVC that serves as the barrel attached to a 3" diameter piece of PVC that serves as the combustion chamber, capped with a sparker. It works by ramming...

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