Redneck Pick-up lines

Orm Sunnhet · 01-08-2007, 05:41 AM

Are you a Redneck? Are you looking for some good lines to pick up your sister or a 1st cousin? Look no further!!!

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

And.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Darius · 01-08-2007, 05:49 AM

o.O you are taking my job dammit!!!

im the spammer im the pointless thread maker ><

Tehfuzz · 01-08-2007, 06:00 AM

Rofl but thats not useless! we have plenty of people in the guild from the south. Hahaha just kidding :P Its pretty fun anyway.

Darius · 01-08-2007, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tehfuzz

Rofl but thats not usless! we have plenty of people in the guild from the south. Hahaha just kidding :P Its pretty fun anyway.

i ate your grilled cheese that you had for lunch too!

Tehfuzz · 01-08-2007, 07:30 AM

i Dont eat lunch! And i had Ramen noodles +ham sandwhich +S&V chips for dinner, and washed it all down with a Cherry Coke!

Orm Sunnhet · 01-08-2007, 07:34 AM

Thread derailing bastages.

Darius · 01-08-2007, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tehfuzz

i Dont eat lunch! And i had Ramen noodles +ham sandwhich +S&V chips for dinner, and washed it all down with a Cherry Coke!

*changes it to a spam sandwich eats the ramen noodles and drinks the cherry coke*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orm Sunnhet

Thread derailing bastages.

its my job ><

Craftblade · 01-08-2007, 09:17 AM

hahah funny stuff i got a kick out of #8

Darius · 01-08-2007, 09:20 AM

lol number 13 is the best

Lomi · 01-08-2007, 09:51 AM

If I counted how many times I've used these... I mean how many times DunWolf used these lines itd be a really big number.

01-08-2007, 05:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orm Sunnhet Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 1,978	Redneck Pick-up lines Are you a Redneck? Are you looking for some good lines to pick up your sister or a 1st cousin? Look no further!!! 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. And.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

01-08-2007, 06:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tehfuzz Chained To A Tree Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 2,686	Rofl but thats not useless! we have plenty of people in the guild from the south. Hahaha just kidding :P Its pretty fun anyway. __________________ Last edited by Tehfuzz; 01-08-2007 at 09:56 AM.

01-08-2007, 07:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Tehfuzz Chained To A Tree Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 2,686	i Dont eat lunch! And i had Ramen noodles +ham sandwhich +S&V chips for dinner, and washed it all down with a Cherry Coke! __________________

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01-08-2007, 05:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Darius Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: drooling for AoC Posts: 669	o.O you are taking my job dammit!!! im the spammer im the pointless thread maker ><

01-08-2007, 07:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orm Sunnhet Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 1,978	Thread derailing bastages.

01-08-2007, 09:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Craftblade Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,372	hahah funny stuff i got a kick out of #8

01-08-2007, 09:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Darius Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: drooling for AoC Posts: 669	lol number 13 is the best

01-08-2007, 09:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lomi Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 868	If I counted how many times I've used these... I mean how many times DunWolf used these lines itd be a really big number.