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Angrenost, The Iron Fortress
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"But after all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him." "How do I do that?" "You stink-palm him." "Stink-palm?" "You take your hand and you stick it in your ass." "You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so you'll be sweaty as hell." "You should see yourself. A grown man with his hand down his pants." "I probably look like my old man." "You shake hands with the guy. 'Hey, Mr. Svenning. How've you been?'" "What's the point?" "You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you like, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly." "Meanwhile, you yourself are left with the hand that smells like shit." "Small price to pay ... for the smiting of one's enemies." -------------------- gobble = turkey
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