Official Spam Thread - If you must spam, spam here.

Requiem · 04-13-2006, 10:15 PM

You can bet I'll be here alot. Can already see someone saying.. what took you so long TB, you should have made one of these a while ago. Haha!

Requiem · 04-13-2006, 10:16 PM

Ok, my first contribution..

Melkorus · 04-14-2006, 01:28 AM

bump bump

Requiem · 04-14-2006, 03:37 PM

Is that all you got Drvanitus? Come on now..

sj0ver · 04-14-2006, 05:22 PM

I once peed on an electric fence

Requiem · 04-14-2006, 05:32 PM

I did that too. Actually didn't hurt like I expected it to.

sj0ver · 04-14-2006, 05:42 PM

that must be because yours is very small then!

Requiem · 04-14-2006, 06:44 PM

Naw, I shock my junk regularly.

Haha, just kidding.

Jauffre · 04-14-2006, 08:04 PM

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Requiem · 04-14-2006, 08:11 PM

Haha, now that's some good spam.

04-13-2006, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	Official Spam Thread - If you must spam, spam here. You can bet I'll be here alot. Can already see someone saying.. what took you so long TB, you should have made one of these a while ago. Haha!

04-14-2006, 01:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
Melkorus The Old Timer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: St. Louis Posts: 4,185	bump bump __________________

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04-13-2006, 10:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	Ok, my first contribution..

04-14-2006, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	Is that all you got Drvanitus? Come on now..

04-14-2006, 05:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
sj0ver Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 668	I once peed on an electric fence

04-14-2006, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	I did that too. Actually didn't hurt like I expected it to.

04-14-2006, 05:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
sj0ver Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 668	that must be because yours is very small then!

04-14-2006, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	Naw, I shock my junk regularly. Haha, just kidding.

04-14-2006, 08:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jauffre Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 168	Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

04-14-2006, 08:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Requiem Killed to Death Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: USA Posts: 8,985 Blog Entries: 7	Haha, now that's some good spam.