Man Laws - Page 3

Mork · 10-15-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yahia

how dare you not have soccer as a man sport in there!!!!????!!!!

Because soccer is not a sport DUH!!!!!!! jkjkjkjk

ALL MUST OBEY THE MAN LAW!!!!!!!!

Kareas · 10-16-2007, 10:35 AM

hey hey hey

Soccer requires skill, teamwork, and a good physical condition.

yahia · 10-17-2007, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kareas

hey hey hey

Soccer requires skill, teamwork, and a good physical condition.

right on brother!!!

Mork · 10-17-2007, 10:28 PM

Hey I said JK meaning I did not mean it. But hey these man laws are so true I bookmarked this. So if need be I will always know where I can find the man law.

Warmonkey · 10-17-2007, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jozan

The Man Laws

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts.

... Damn it

Btw I'm now the official batman with bomb guy of the guild

Vulgra · 10-17-2007, 11:45 PM

Haha, these are awsome.
-prints them out-

Skozat · 10-17-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Vulgra

Haha, these are awsome.
-prints them out-

I put them on our fridge for handy reference

Vulgra · 10-17-2007, 11:56 PM

Hmm, I was thinking glovebox of my truck. They should just be included with every case of beer or other liqour.

SilentDemon · 10-18-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jozan

This is a universal greeting that crosses all barriers.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

This is so true beyond belief. It works everywhere and is just socially excepted.

Draven · 10-18-2007, 11:28 AM

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

Heh I was reading this in the middle of class and laughed out loud, needless to say it was a bit conspicuous.

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10-17-2007, 10:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mork Squig, bite...AH!! not me!!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tarazana, Southern CA Posts: 510	Hey I said JK meaning I did not mean it. But hey these man laws are so true I bookmarked this. So if need be I will always know where I can find the man law.

10-17-2007, 11:45 PM	#26 (permalink)
Vulgra Deranged Lunatic Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hanna, Alberta, Canada Posts: 120	Haha, these are awsome. -prints them out-

10-17-2007, 11:56 PM	#28 (permalink)
Vulgra Deranged Lunatic Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hanna, Alberta, Canada Posts: 120	Hmm, I was thinking glovebox of my truck. They should just be included with every case of beer or other liqour.

10-18-2007, 11:28 AM	#30 (permalink)
Draven Hand of the Dark Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 705	85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. 2. Your date is using her teeth. 3. Anna Kournikova gets married. Heh I was reading this in the middle of class and laughed out loud, needless to say it was a bit conspicuous.