Man Laws - Page 4

Mork · 10-18-2007, 05:04 PM

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read the second one.

Draven · 10-19-2007, 11:20 AM

Yes. The Author must have dated a wolverine or something, because I have never had that happen, or have a girl think that that is even remotely sexy.

Jozan · 10-20-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentDemon

This is so true beyond belief. It works everywhere and is just socially excepted.

I almost question why, but I can't think of an answer, it's probably some primal instinct, lol

Dead_Eye · 05-18-2008, 10:58 PM

haha love these laws

/revival

10-18-2007, 05:04 PM	#31 (permalink)
Mork Squig, bite...AH!! not me!!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tarazana, Southern CA Posts: 510	85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. 2. Your date is using her teeth. 3. Anna Kournikova gets married. I almost fell out of my chair when I read the second one. __________________

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10-19-2007, 11:20 AM	#32 (permalink)
Draven Hand of the Dark Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 705	Yes. The Author must have dated a wolverine or something, because I have never had that happen, or have a girl think that that is even remotely sexy.

05-18-2008, 10:58 PM	#34 (permalink)
Dead_Eye Hmmm what to do... Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Anaheim, California Posts: 420	haha love these laws /revival