Drinking discussion

Pani · 04-10-2008, 09:19 AM

This is a discussion that we always bring up when me and my friends drink.

In a fight to the death, what would win...

100 duck sized horses

or

1 horse sized duck

And you obviously have to state your reasons. I know my choice, but I'll leave it to see what responses we get.

Promethium · 04-10-2008, 09:56 AM

I would say One horse sized duck. Having 100 duck sizes horses rushing 1 horse sized duck would make it so a limited amount of horses would be able to fight with the duck at one time. This gives the duck a clear advantage by being able to pick off the small amount of horses able to attack it at one time. Ducks can also fly...so if the duck is overwhelmed it can simply fly off to a different spot and begin to get into a defensive postion to take on the horde.

Now equaly there are some advantage for the horses. Depending on the way the duck would commence its attack, they may have an advantage in the fact that a ducks beak would not be able to reach all the way down to its feet (or can it? I have no idea)

Lethos · 04-10-2008, 10:46 AM

I chose 100 duck sized horses - nover underestimate the power of the Waagghh.

SilentDemon · 04-10-2008, 11:02 AM

Goliath beats all 100 Davids this time, sorry. The duck could fly off and recoup if need be. What are the horses going to do, stomp on the ducks feet like ants?

Zinmasterb · 04-10-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentDemon

Goliath beats all 100 Davids this time, sorry. The duck could fly off and recoup if need be. What are the horses going to do, stomp on the ducks feet like ants?

Exactly what I was thinking.
And a horse sized goose would be able to take out just about anything you threw at it.

Skozat · 04-10-2008, 06:35 PM

The horse sized duck could just stomp all the duck size horses under its massive webbed feet while it scooped them up by the dozens in its massive bill and crushed them. What are the horses gonna do? Kick it with their tiny ineffective hooves? That's like being kicked by a squirrel. Their teeth would be way too small to even break the skin, too.

Ghost Lee · 04-10-2008, 06:49 PM

I say the horse would win in this case, mainly because horses tend to be more violent then a duck. I never can recall a time when I a saw starting a fight or something...

Drakonis · 04-10-2008, 09:42 PM

The duck so would pwn the faces off those tiny horses.

Bael · 04-10-2008, 09:54 PM

sometimes numbers bring the rape, and the pron!

Draven · 04-10-2008, 10:12 PM

Need I say more?

04-10-2008, 09:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pani Is keeping his mouth shut Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kentucky, USA Posts: 580	Drinking discussion This is a discussion that we always bring up when me and my friends drink. In a fight to the death, what would win... 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck And you obviously have to state your reasons. I know my choice, but I'll leave it to see what responses we get. __________________ Check out my KOTOR MMO Blog

04-10-2008, 09:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Promethium .....Wait What? Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Strongsville, Ohio Posts: 350	I would say One horse sized duck. Having 100 duck sizes horses rushing 1 horse sized duck would make it so a limited amount of horses would be able to fight with the duck at one time. This gives the duck a clear advantage by being able to pick off the small amount of horses able to attack it at one time. Ducks can also fly...so if the duck is overwhelmed it can simply fly off to a different spot and begin to get into a defensive postion to take on the horde. Now equaly there are some advantage for the horses. Depending on the way the duck would commence its attack, they may have an advantage in the fact that a ducks beak would not be able to reach all the way down to its feet (or can it? I have no idea) __________________

04-10-2008, 10:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lethos Always write in complete sentences. Always. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 890	I chose 100 duck sized horses - nover underestimate the power of the Waagghh. __________________

04-10-2008, 06:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Skozat That one guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,810	The horse sized duck could just stomp all the duck size horses under its massive webbed feet while it scooped them up by the dozens in its massive bill and crushed them. What are the horses gonna do? Kick it with their tiny ineffective hooves? That's like being kicked by a squirrel. Their teeth would be way too small to even break the skin, too. __________________

04-10-2008, 09:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Drakonis Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 115	The duck so would pwn the faces off those tiny horses. __________________

View Poll Results: In a fight to the death, what would win?
100 duck sized horses	10	45.45%
1 horse sized duck	12	54.55%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

04-10-2008, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
SilentDemon :D Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 1,468	Goliath beats all 100 Davids this time, sorry. The duck could fly off and recoup if need be. What are the horses going to do, stomp on the ducks feet like ants?

04-10-2008, 06:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ghost Lee Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Queens, New York Posts: 405	I say the horse would win in this case, mainly because horses tend to be more violent then a duck. I never can recall a time when I a saw starting a fight or something...

04-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bael Bringer of teh awesomesawce Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SC Posts: 215	sometimes numbers bring the rape, and the pron!

04-10-2008, 10:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Draven Hand of the Dark Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 705	Need I say more?

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