Worst Movies of All Time (That you have actually seen)

[Chomper]

Please limit your selection of the topic to 5 movies or less. These movies are in no specific order as I feel they are all terrible:

1) Eragon
2) Spice World
3) Carnosaur (a dinosaur returns from a chicken egg to kill people. I think they made three of these movies)
4) Battlefield Earth

[Phrost]

those are bad, but there is some movies that are SO bad that they actually are awesome, in their comedic value.

one movie that tops all those lists are "The man who saved the World" aka Turkish StarWars

youtube has a slew of clips from it:
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

reason its called turkish starwars is due to the whole intro being made up of space scenes from Starwars..

if you can find it (download i guess ) do ahead and DO IT! =)

[Niord]

Brotherhood of the Wolf - Absolutely horrible and it just keeps going and going. I think the movie is over 3 hours long. It was horrible.

[a_random_hero]

This is probably almost the same list from when we did this before, but here goes

1) Van Helsing

2) Batman and Robin

3) Godzilla - Shouldn't it be impossible to make a Godzilla movie that isn't at least decent?

4) Lady in the Water - Maybe partially because it's so dissapointing coming from M Night, but it's still TERRIBLE

5) Pearl Harbor

6) The Grudge - because it turns out to be a comedy. I laughed so much during this movie that I almost got kicked out of the theatre. I almost don't want to put this movie on my list, because it's actually so bad it's really good.

[Rohanna]

hrm.. goodness i have to remember the name of them...i picked out 2 of the worst movies ever, hoping to find a good horrow flick...my hubby still makes fun of me a year later about them...Windego was one of them...um the other was equally as bad..lol

[sj0ver]

There are so many many horrible movies, but two that stand out for me are

Napoleon Dynamite

Dark Water.

A lot of things can be said about Napoleon Dynamite, unfortunately none of them are positive. A film that tries so hard to be a complete anti-climax, and thereby be kitch-cool-funny, and imo crashes and burns because it's a film about nothing, a film with no intention what so ever. I really really don't understand it, if there is anything to understand at all, which I seriously doubt there is.

Dark Water sounded promising when the wife and me saw it in our local Blockbuster store. An asian horror flick from the original creators of The Ring, a movie the wife and me both liked. Turns out it's sooooooo boring. It's a film where the same little red bag turns up in mysterious places, EVEN THOUGH the main character keeps tossing it in the bin. I actually also laughed when I saw that movie, and my wife who is very easily scared fell asleep .....

[Altair]

Cinderalla- not enough magic

[Vendraus]

The Piano. My wife made me watch it because it was her favorite. I HATED IT!

[Orm Sunnhet]

1) Naked Lunch (Not a porn, but wish it had been).
2) Nacho Libre
3) Napolean Dynamite
4) House of Wax
5) Pick a Jean Claude Van Damme movie (Except Bloodsport).

Yes, and unfortunately I've seen them all.

[Exo]

Originally Posted by Orm Sunnhet

1)
2) Nacho Libre
3) Napolean Dynamite

Oh man we have Napolean Dynamite haters in here?

/Gquit

Napolean Dynamite is in my top 10 favorite movie list. And I loved Nacho Libre too.

I bet alot of peoples "worst" movies are other peoples "best" movies.
It shows how different everyones tastes and sense of humor are.


I hated

- "The Thin Red Line"

- "Pink Panther" with Steve Martin

- Star Wars Episodes 1-3. They blew compared to 4-6...total letdown.

- Anything with Sarah Jessica Parker in it. She looks like a Shemale in drag.